Found on Craigslist

Found 3/23/2009: Category - Rants and Raves

This one is pretty gross! But funny as hell!!

Anyone on CL selling used dildos? (Baldwin Hills)

I enjoy the thrill of shoving a used dildo up my ass. Anybody out there selling theirs? I would prefer one that was used by a homosexual like myself. I can't stand the stench of dried pussy juice! But if you're a disgusting woman and you shoved your dildo up your ass, maybe that will do (but really, who am I kidding? Woman shit just doesn't smell as good as man shit!)

Found 3/15/2009: Category - Missed Connections

need a drunk dialing buddy so I stop having missed connections - w4m - 30 (Southbay)

So I have a horrible habit of drunk dialing the world and my friends are going to take my phone off me if I don't stop. I need a drunk dialing buddy who I can drunk dial whenever. He can also drunk dial me. So whenever you have the urge to drunk dial somebody you drunk dial me so you don't wake up in the morning and say "oh god, I should not have called that person last night." I would be able to do the same with you. If you are a drunk dialing offender then you will know that this add is not strange at all and you will say "heck yeah, that is what I have been missing, a drunk dialing buddy." Please be a normal person. I am actually a professional woman who only parties on the weekends.

Found 3/15/2009: Category - Rants & Raves

"Mexican Corndog" Versus "Mexican Pudding" (somthing like Dirty Sanchez?)

Mexican Corndog is When a man takes a dump on a womans chest, then slides his penis through her cleavage, smearing the fecal matter on his penis, lets it harden, and then the woman sucks it off. Like a corndog.

Jose contente enjoyed getting a mexican-corndog from his cousin maria last saturday.

Mexican Pudding is When a woman puts on a feces and cum filled sombrero after sexual intercourse.

Hey Juan, did you hear that Chavez gave Layla the Mexicana Pudding last night? You couldn't even see that bitch's eyes!

I think they are like a Mexican Dirty Sanchez