laying it out there

Californians just fucking piss me off! If I have to listen to advice from one more know it all fucking dog whisperer about how I mistreat my dog because she wears a gentle leader when we walk I might just explode! Sometimes I feel like people have nothing better to do than critique me. And it's not even constructive criticism. You may think that I'm just some crazy who flies off the handle for no reason, but that's clearly not the case. I wish people would just keep their fucking mouths shut sometimes. And it's not just one person, it's probably 20% of the population....maybe more. I'm being a little conservative in that estimation of assholes in Long Beach. Ok, I feel better now. I think I'll print up some shirts just for dog walking that say "Think before you speak" or "It's none of your Goddamn business" or "It's not a muzzle, you ignorant fuck" or "I'll put a muzzle on your mom" . Ok, now I feel better. A momma joke.